i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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