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• (718): View more from New York

  walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.

  (949): View more from California

  she's my drunk super hero.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

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  andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.

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  There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.

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