when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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