In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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