so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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