my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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