I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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