I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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