Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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