I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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