thus making me awesome and them whores
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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