Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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