I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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