Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Everything about him screamed your future.
vagina is talking i cant
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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