Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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