the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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