Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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