Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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