IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
