his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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