This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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