In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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