Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
These tits shall not be calmed
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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