i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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