why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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