so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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