Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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