Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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