If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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