Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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