That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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