i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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