Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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