is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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