The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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