If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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