never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Randomize
