So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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