No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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