Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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