At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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