Whod you bang
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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