I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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