guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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