When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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