so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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