she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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