is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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