don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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