just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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