Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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