So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
time to smoke my breakfast
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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