I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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