Non-Jews are for practice
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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