I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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