She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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